Monday, August 13, 2007

DAILY BREAD WEEKLY HACKED! JEREMY CAMP FOUND!

If you haven't noticed DBW has not made any news posts in the previous few days. This was because of a computer crash that prevented us from being able to post all the breaking stories you love to read here at DBW. When we finally tracked down the hacker through his IP address we were shocked to learn it was none other than the missing outlaw himself Jeremy Camp. After we reported the story of Aaron Shust being brutaly attacked by Mr. Camp it seemed he was a little upset and decided to do something about this. We wonder however what this will do to his rock star cred? Not only will he be serving time due to his crime(s)...but he will serving time for HACKING A WEBSITE.

Two rules to follow if you're a Christian Rock Star:

#1 Don't Get ARRESTED! Hurts the "Christan" part of your title.

#2 If you do get arrested... DON'T FOR COMPUTER HACKING! You'll look like a nerd and ruin the "Rock Star" part of your title!

We look forward to the trials as DBW prepares to sue Jeremy Camp!

We were sad to learn about Mr. Camps attacks upon us ,but we are just glad to be back in bussiness. We need to get our stuff together but new stories will return tomorrow.