Friday, August 3, 2007

BREAKING NEWS: David Crowder Arrested

Daily Bread Weekly has learned that David Crowder, the front man of the popular worship rock band "David Crowder Band", has been arrested. The police in Texas have reported that Crowder among 3 others have been detained due to running an illegal squirrel fighting ring. The police busted them in a barn in Crowder's home. One squirrel bit a police officer, rendering him incapacitated. The officer was later quoted saying "These squirrels are trained killers and have been since birth." David Crowder has always spoken on his love for squirrels, so this comes to a great shock to his love ones.

We will have an exclusive interview later today with Crowder. Keep checking DailyBreadWeekly.com for updates on this sad story.

UPDATE: Chris Tomlin has officially taken a deal that would help authorities bring down Crowder. We are unaware of the complete terms but it was stated to DBW that Chris is pleading guilty to "coercing and promoting squirrel fighting". It was also stated that although this incriminates himself, he avoids further convictions that might arise with continued investigation. We can only assume at DBW that Louie Giglio is also involved. Story still developing...

UPDATE: DBW weekly just sat down with Crowder for a short moment. He was barely recognizable. His withered appearance was shocking at first glance. His hair was, what can only be described as ,"deflated". David first stated "This is being blown way out of proportion and that there is no 'cruelty' issues at hand" and "Daniel-san chooses to partake in such violence on his own". With the unmistakable referral to "Karate Kid" it is evident that something just isn't right. David concluded the interview with "My attorney just told me that I can't say anymore to you about this, but I just want it on record that Daniel-san and Johnny were born to rumble".

This truly is "Undignified" behavior by David Crowder.